About Me

My name is Nathaniel Slotnick and this is my story.

My journey started, barely able to walk, let alone speak, in idyllic Southern California. I fought my way through the tutorial levels, learning all of the controls for my tiny body.

<Insert training montage here>

Leaving the starting zone was tough but eventually made it to The World (Real). Here I found zone upon zone with many different quests to complete; I jumped out of flying air planes with a sheet of cloth to arrest my fall , used a plank of wood to stand on moving water, and occasionally used wooden weapons to dent other people’s armor. These were fun, but my mental stats needed to be raised so I went to a few Stat++ Colleges. Once I began questing at the Guildhall, SMU’s premiere Game Dev Stat Raise training hall, my stats starting going up faster than ever before.

I now sit watching the timer count down until my last stat is raised. I find myself looking for a party to join and new tougher quests to complete.

If you are going after any of the following group quests please feel free to contact me using a standard party request. See a quest I should pick up? Let me know.

Please note: I will not join a party hunting for jackalopes, I had a bad experience…please don’t ask.